So, due to the summer phenomenon called Heimenopptabarb (did I say that right?), or perhaps the full absorption of cinema into the multiversal stream, I actually managed to see (and review) most of the nominated films before the day of the unveiling. And with two glaring omissions, I am not unhappy. Of course, the idea that Ken could drive his monster truck into the acting category - - but Margot was left at the curb - - is so ironically stupid; however, leaving Greta Gerwig off the directing ballot is even worse. Apparently, toxic Kenergy is still a problem. And what’s with nominating Barbie in the adapted screenplay category? Adapted from what? Her diary?
Oh well, we proceedeth onward.
Best Actor in a Starring Role - - Jeffrey Wright, American Fiction - - This was a crazy strong category. Any one of these actors did a splendid job. If I could choose two, it might be Wright and Cillian Murphy, two fine actors who deserved past nominations and will win more. Either one will make me happy, and the smart money is on Cillian. Giamatti deserved a nod for Sideways, and this role was very good, but not as hard.
Best Actress in a Starring Role - - Lily Gladstone, Killers Of The Flower Moon - - Because of the insane oversight of Margot Robbie in Barbie, this Award is asterisked, which is sad because I don’t know who would be dropped from this astonishing group of performers. I might pick Emma Stone for the Oscar since her performance in Poor Things was so unique, perhaps too unique for the Academy. Bening and Mulligan were just up to their usual very high standards, and Sandra Hüller (Anatomy Of A Fall AND The Zone of Interest) was astonishing in both of her Oscar-nominated films. But Lily Gladstone, in Killers Of The Flower Moon, charmed everyone - - including me - - with her meticulous and intelligent performance in a fantastic role. More of her and Hüller, please.
Best Actor In A Supporting Role - - Robert Downey Jr., Oppenheimer - - Like Lily and several other of my choices . . . this could be a lock. I don’t know about the Academy, but I like to see actors play against type, and a mean-spirited, anti-Commie bureaucrat is about as far as you can get from Downey’s public persona. Mark Ruffalo in (Poor Things), Robert De Niro (Killers Of The Flower Moon), and Sterling Brown (American Fiction) were very good in limited parts. And I thought Ryan Gosling was wonderfully funny.
Best Actress In A Supporting Role - - Jodie Foster, Nyad - - I didn’t see The Color Purple, so this is a limited opinion, but of the ones I did see, Emily Blunt in Oppenheimer was near perfect. And many think she got gypped on The Devil Wears Prada, so she’s got the inside track over Globe-winner Da'Vine Joy Randolph (The Holdovers). I loved America Ferrera in Barbie but I thought that Jodie Foster was terrific in Nyad, a very calm, thoughtful performance.
Best Original Screenplay - - Justine Triet & Arthur Harari, Anatomy Of A Fall - - In my mind, this is a two-way battle between the two non-English speaking films, Anatomy Of A Fall and Past Lives. Both are insightful and great commentaries on modern life. Both are deeply satisfying scripts. Anatomy Of A Fall is a more complex story, so it wins my book by a nose.
Best Adapted Screenplay - - Greta Gerwig & Noah Baumbach, Barbie, Again, I have no idea why Barbie is presumed to be adapted. No other story about Mattel’s toy has featured her in an LAPD mugshot or sent her to a gynecologist. What . . . ever. I loved this movie, and the script was triumphantly original. Having said all that, the other four screenplays were almost as good.
Best Cinematography - - Hoyte van Hoytema, Oppenheimer - - I didn’t see El Conde, but I’m not big on autocratic vampires. This is only van Hoytema's second nomination . . . despite his amazing career. He should have won in 2018 for Dunkirk and wasn’t even nominated in 2015 for Interstellar. I hope these errors are corrected this year.
Best Costume Design - - Yorgos Lanthimos and Best Production Design - - James Price, Shona Heath, Zsuzsa Mihalek, Poor Things - - These are obviously two separate Awards, and each has its own skills, but the wildly creative art direction of Poor Things combined them in ways that were perfectly harmonized. Actually, Barbie was also painted this way, so I have no argument with seeing the Oscars distributed between the two films. I love Jacqueline Durran (Pride & Prejudice), who is nominated for Barbie.
Best Direction - - Christopher Nolan, Oppenheimer - - I could be a little bitch and protest Greta’s insult, but that would add a second insult to the five people nominated for their outstanding work. In fact, it’s hard to choose; however, Nolan’s work on Oppenheimer rose a bit above . . . and he’s never won this Award. Amazingly, Marty (Killers Of The Flower Moon) has only won one out of ten nominations.
Best Picture - - David Heyman, Margot Robbie, Tom Ackerley and Robbie B, Barbie - - I loved Barbie for all the politically right (left?) reasons. I have always had a warm spot in my heart for girl power. Barbie mocks 21st-century femininity at the same time as it celebrates it. The Billie Eilish song (What Was I Made For?) and America Ferrera’s now famous soliloquy detail the (still) sad state of gender (ir)rationality, but Eilish and America don’t seem so much sad . . . as just frustrated. And Ryan Gosling is wonderful, mocking the traits that keep men performing the same crazy and limiting behaviors. I wonder if Elizabeth Jean Carroll would reduce her compensation by a dollar for each viewing of Barbie forced on her assailant. Anybody remember A Clockwork Orange?
And so it goes . . . I actually won’t be at the ceremony this year. Not with Meg Ryan, Isabella Rossellini, or anyone else. I will be flinging my decrepitude across the globe to a meeting at Cinecittà. If you don’t believe me, we can first visit La Bocca della Verità.
And until next time, I’ll see you . . . at the movies.