I may vomit. And speaking of dyspepsia, Greta and Kamala will be doctoring theirs at Miceli's wondering what just happened whilst just up the boulevard, killers traipse the red carpet, their smeared gore delighting . . . who? Actually, I happen to be the only person left in America who respects the sanctity of the Oscars as a proper reflection of Our Precious Bodily Fluids (Plymouth’s Navy Strength, only!). Never . . . theless - - as Kate said to the Bosch - - between the sexism, the juvenilia and goddamn Time Warner lawyers cancelling the TCM Backlot Local Chapters, this has been a difficult year for those of us who prefer our martinis dry and our scripts, even more so. But as Lewis said to Clark (Scared Stiff Along The Missouri), we proceed onward.
Best Actor in a Starring Role - - Antonio Banderas, Pain And Glory - - This was such a subtle and important performance, capping a collaboration of extended time, worth and magnitude. Mind you, both Jonathan and Leo were also excellent, and - - outrageously - - this is Pryce’s (Glengarry Glen Ross) first nomination, but this is also the first for Banderas. Adam Driver (Silence) will be nominated again, so he’s covered. Yeah, I know. It’s going elsewhere. Ha, ha, ha.
Best Actress in a Starring Role - - Saoirse Ronan, Little Women - - Again, yeah I know who the money is on but I thought that Charlize was a much better impressionist of a much, much less beloved person. Cynthia Erivo was just as great, but both these parts were written a bit shallow. These parts, along with Judy, required more verisimilitude then voice coaching and it’s sad that these great actresses weren’t directed that way. ScarJo (is that a word?) is always excellent and the difference is also slim. Why Saoirse (it rhymes with inertia) didn’t win for Brooklyn is waaaaaay beyond the Pale. This time she again invested her part with strength and complexity. The Oscar should go to her.
Best Actor in a Supporting Role - - Joe Pesci, The Irishman - - This is really tough. I thought Brad Pitt was phenomenal in Once Upon A Time. . . In Hollywood. He’ll probably win and that’s OK. Anthony Hopkins in The Two Popes and Tom Hanks in A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood were just a scooch behind with Pacino a bit farther back. It was the quiet of Pesci’s performance that astonished me.
Best Actress in a Supporting Role - - Florence Pugh, Little Women - - I didn’t see Richard Jewell so the wonderful Kathy Bates isn’t in the competition for my vote. I did see Laura Dern’s favored shot in Marriage Story. She was good but a bit over the top as a predatory lawyer. Margot Robbie was near perfect in Bombshell and as Sharon Tate in Once Upon A Time. . . In Hollywood. Scarlett was, again, excellent in Jojo Rabbit. Despite all of this Florence Pugh has a gaze that is totally enthralling, and she presented an entirely new, and successful interpretation of the bad girl of Little Women. And I love giving this Oscar to a brand-new, or classic-elder, actress.
Best Original Screenplay - - Quentin Tarantino, Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood - - Q has won two of these and should have won one for True Romance, his first screenplay. Regardless, his stories are usually the most entertaining of any year and the dialogue, insanely unique. I didn’t see Knives Out but only Parasite hits, ironically, the same tone and similar level of delight. The Tarantino/Bong bromance may be wounded again, but - - as in the Golden Globes - - the proper allocation of the spoils occurred.
Best Adapted Screenplay - - Greta Gerwig, Little Women - - This one you can bet on. But the correctness of this award is politically irrelevant. Adaptation is the art - - as the brilliant Charlie Kaufman (Adaptation) scripted - - of creating images that compliment, but don’t harass, the ones readers formulate for themselves. To do this successfully for a beloved book that’s been filmed SEVEN times is an act of genius. The other nominees are very good writers; Greta is beyond words.
Best Cinematography - - Roger Deakins, 1917 - - This also is no contest. Even though the movie only replicates a continuous take, it does so perfectly. I have no idea how much work must go into the set-ups for such a process and the devotion to art that it requires. Not to mention the arguments with accountants! But Deakins did it. Insanely, he has been nominated 15 times - - in 2007 twice - - and only won for the Blade Runner remake. Bob Richardson has three Oscars and Rodrigo Prieto deserves one but if Deakins doesn’t win, it’s a scandal.
Best Costume Design - - Jaqueline Durran, Little Women - - This is a very tough call and it’s very hard to vote against the brilliant Sandy Powell. It’s also tough to pass over the whimsical stuff that Mayes Rubeo hung upon Scarlett Johansson in Jojo Rabbit. Then we get to the period smarts of Arianne Phillips in Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood. Takes guts to do this in front of people who actually still have those shirts in their closets. The difference was that Durran’s clothes are so amazingly beautiful, in addition to being perfect for the story.
Best Makeup and Hairstyling- - Kazu Hiro, Anne Morgan, and Vivian Baker, Bombshell - - I didn’t see the Maleficent movie but I wonder if there is any aesthetic value in making Angelina’s cheekbones MORE sharp. This was the year of movies imitating life or something like that. Given that, where is Harriet? What about The Irishman? Oh, that’s right . . . making actors look younger is a surgical procedure, not artistry. All that tucked away, the Oscar needs to go to Bombshell . . . just for Charleze Theron’s remarkable transformation into Megyn Kelly. Watching Theron on screen, I found it impossible to separate the two women in my mind.
Best Direction - - - Quentin Tarantino, Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood - - Ignoring my opening rant, four of the directors nominated this year (Tarantino, Scorsese, Mendes, and Bong) were so amazingly good that I want to give them a four-way tie. Mendes and Scorsese have their awards. Tarantino and Bong do not. So, I will give it to Q and hope the Best Foreign Film award - - which Bong will almost certainly win - - is enough.
Best Picture - - Little Women – Amy Pascal - - Again, this is on merits, NOT politics. This unexpectedly (to me) wonderful film exceeded the grade in multiple categories and pulled that all together in a refreshing way, respectful of the past and totally relevant to the future. Little Women is the kind of film I think I will always stop and watch, flipping through the dial. And that defines a movie for all time. Having said all of that, Once Upon A Time... In Hollywood will also fall into that category. My affection for that film is deep. And nothing against Parasite, which, along with 1917 and The Irishman, are clearly among the top five this year. I also like Ford V. Ferrari, Jojo Rabbit and Marriage Story. That’s eight amazing movies that could win in any year. We are blest.
And so it goes . . . this may have been a good year for nominating movies, not so much for the Duke. Just surviving is a victory when real life busts in on reel life. Hopefully, this space next year will begin a new, happier story. And until next time . . . I’ll see you at the movies.