As if underlining that 2009 was a lousy year for pictures, the
Academy, in their infinite stupidity, have chosen to dilute the competition by
nominating twice the number of movies for Best Picture. OK, I also hated it
when I was 16 and baseball went to divisional championships so maybe I was born
crotchety. But the World Series and Oscar are kinda important to me and were fine
as originally intended by the Founding Fathers.
The other thing this did is make it even harder to see all
the nominees and unlike last year, I failed. I didn’t see Up, Precious, The Blind Side, Nine, The Messenger, The White Ribbon, or In The Loop. Some haven’t arrived yet,
some came and went too fast, and some can just go blow. Absent a four-hour
plane ride, I do not watch Sandra Bullock movies. But of the ones, I did see
here are my picks:
Best Actor in a Starring Role - - Jeff Bridges, Crazy Heart - - Clooney was great in Up In The Air but the plot didn’t
allow him to complete the characterization. He should
have won for
Michael Clayton. Colin Firth was brilliant but I had
problems also with A Single Man.
Morgan Freeman and Jeremy Renner turned in strong work but Bridges has been so
pitifully overlooked by Oscar and carried Crazy
Heart on his sleeve.
Best Actress in a Starring Role - - Meryl Streep, Julie and Julia - - She had tough
competition from Helen Mirren, the love of one of my lives since she was 28.
However, I thought Julia Child was a more difficult person to interpret than
Countess Tolstoy. I loved Cary Mulligan in An
Education but she’ll have many more chances, I expect.
Best Actor in a Supporting Role - - Matt Damon, Invictus - - This is a good group and I might
be doing Woody Harrelson a huge disservice by missing The Messenger. Christoph Waltz was brilliant in Inglourious Bastreds, particularly the
opening sequence. One potential challenger
wasn’t even nominated - - Peter Sarsgaard in An Education. I feel bad
voting against my buddy Stanley Tucci but he should have been nominated for
much better work in Julie And Julia,
not The Lovely Bones. However, I
think Matt Damon, an acting chameleon, used this skill superbly as the South
African rugby player in Invictus and
was just a bit better than Waltz.
Best Actress in a Supporting Role - - Anna Kendrick,
Up In The Air - - I missed Ms Cruz
and Ms. ‘Nique. I did admire Vera Famiga in Up
In The Air and Maggie Gyllenhaal in Crazy
Heart but their performances were not quite equal to the breakthrough effort of
Ms. Kendrick, nightmarishly capturing every middle-aged man’s workplace rival.
Best Original Screenplay - - Quenton Tarentino, Inglourious Basterds - - His assault
on spell checkers everywhere is as insane as his sense of story but this was
clearly the most original of the original screenplays. The Hurt Locker used a very good script also, as did A Serious Man. This is close . . . but Q gets my nod.
Best Adapted Screenplay - - Nick Hornby, An Education
- - I really loved this movie, particularly the subtle, shifting dialogue,
greatly enhanced by the performances of Mulligan and Sarsgaard. Both Up
In The Air and District 9 were
actually undone by their scripts. Cartoons don’t have scripts so who cares about
Up?
Best Cinematography - - Robert Richardson, Inglourious
Basterds - - Bob Richardson already has two Oscars (The Aviator and JFK) but
this is one of his best efforts ever. War is incredibly hard to film but he was
both inventive and classically precise. And what about the other war movie? The Hurt Locker was also powerfully
filmed, just a little less of a challenge. Avatar?
Please . . . smoke and mirrors.
Best Direction - - Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker - - Cool. The
battle of the exes. But Bigelow’s army
beat Cameron’s fake Marines hands down. Tarentino was good but not all that he
has been and Up In The Air had third
act problems.
Best Picture - - Kathryn Bigelow, Mark
Boal, Nicolas Chartier and Greg Shapiro, The Hurt Locker - - Avatar
was garbage. Inglourious Basterds, An Education, and A Serious Man were very good. But of all the movies I saw, The Hurt Locker was the most ambitious
and well executed product of them all, with a noble message about people that
deserve our compassion and respect. Too bad our invasion of Iraq wasn’t as well done as this
movie.
And so it goes . . . in protest of this year, Ms. Ryan and I
sold our tickets to Sunday’s self-lovefest on E-Bay. We can be found tonight in
the Los Angeles River with a bottle of Jameson’s, firing
the .44-40 at wrecked cars.
Y’all come down!