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Kona Duke is a shadowy figure who has occupied the left-rear-view, peripheral vision of pop culture from Dealey Plaza through and including the Fall of Fallujah. Implicated in various conspiracy theories, pyramid schemes, amputee porn rings, and that stupid “Bat Boy” crap, “the Duke” has throughout maintained his deniability despite his remarkable cluelessness.

Kona Duke is available for bookings. The 'K-Man' can help make your celebrity charity event a “not entirely creepy" affair.


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